After a long, long time

My last post has been written more than 7 months ago. I haven't been here not because I didn't have something to tell, the fact is that I've had really so much things to say that I wasn't able to focus on just one.

Something important happened, something good and something sad.

I'd love to dedicate this post to Kori, a good friend, a wonderful woman, wife, mother who passed away a month ago. She was special, young, beautiful. Nobody who had the chance to meet her, won't forget that smile, the way she made others laugh so hard, the strenght she had until the end.

I keep reading her comments on my past posts, and I'll keep doing it again and again.

I won't forget her, the best ghetto girl I've ever met.

I will always love you Kori.

Pissed off as hell

Have you ever experienced a bad doctor? I hope not, because now I'm totally freaked.

I've booked a medical examination with a gynecologist in a hospital outside the city. I'm lucky to have a good hospital not far from me, but I really needed a second opinion about some problems I still have.

I didn't know the gender of the doctor, after a 30 mins wait, I saw that bitch, fucking ugly as shit.

After a brief talk, I laid down and that motherfucker starts to put me her cold objects inside. I've made some other exams in the future and I didn't feel any pain, until yesterday.

Holy shit I screamed a lot because she really hurted me! She was so unpleasant with her silly questions that I was so nervous that the exam was really hard to perform. If she used good manners, maybe everything could be fine.

Anyway, I'm still feel pain, there's unfortunately some blood too and this morning I went to the local health autority to fill a complain. A doctor explained to me that maybe I have to be ready for further examinations, to see if that bitch made her work correctly.

I can understand that doctors are human being so maybe she had a very bad day, but who the fuck cares about her day? She looked like that kind of women who need a cock, a good hard and long cock!

After all, I'll have to take another appointment somewhere else and maybe wait 2 months for another exam. Here in Italy the health authority works like shit a big brown and stinky shit!

By the way, not only bad things happened in these days. For my b-day I received a new Benq lcd monitor, some makeup products (Clinique are the best imho), and I have a new suitor LMFAO!

The bad thing is that I don't like him at all, I mean, I'm not attracted! I'm sorry but he'd have been the perfect man but I don't care, I don't like him so he has to get his shit off me lol.

Now I'll check tv.com it's a long time that I don't spend a little time there!

I gotta go now, a long and deep lick everywhere you want!

Smackers! **

What the fuck, It's birthday time!

27 years ago, in a quite big hospital in north east Italy, after some problems, my mother's body decided that, at 10.54 am a baby girl had to be brought to light. My mom risked her life and she didn't know anything, her only thought was to see her baby perfectly healthy. My dad was waiting outside the operating room with my grandma and in a rainy morning I screamed so loudly that my grandma understood that the voice she heard was mine. Everybody near me can't believe that I'm 27, I look like a high school student, even the makeup doesn't help to make me look a bit older. I'm happy about that, when I'll be 40, I'll look younger! Anyway, this morning I woke up and so many calls arrived! My dad and his relatives abroad, my other Italian relatives and some friends, some emails (I was so happy to receive a mail from an old friend who I haven't heard for a long time) and the most gorgeous email I've received is the one from my mother. She's not used to express her feelings too much, so everytime she says something, for me it's like a big gift. She sent me an email with some cute kitties and something written. "I'm proud of your strenght everyday, I love you sweetie". I was nearly crying, omg I love her too much and I know that sometimes I make her worry about me, we live alone in a city a little bit far from the rest of our family. I can say that she's like a friend to me, not just the classical mother. We only have a 21 years gap, she was so young when she married and when I look at ther, I look at a sort of sister. I try to respect her as a mother but sometimes I forget her role and I treat her badly. I'm so impulsive.. Anyway, this evening I'm going to pick my two friends, Jo and Van and then we'll celebrate in a nice place outside the city. There we will find the urbandictionary group! Maybe tonight I'll learn some other nasty words!
Take care and remember, Peeping Patton is watching you!
Smooches ***

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Quiz time!

* 6. last beverage: Tea
* 5. last phone call: My boss
* 4. last cd played: Donald Fagen - Morph the Cat
* 3. last BUBBLE bath: Two days ago, when it's too late, I take a shower
* 2. last time you cried: One week ago, it was a cry of rage
* 1. last meal: Pasta with tomato and some biscuits

* 6. have you ever dated someone twice? Long, long time ago
* 5. have you ever been cheated on? More than two times!
* 4. have you ever kissed someone & regreted
it? Yes! I didn't have too, I didn't like that guy too much. I was soo young!
* 3.have you ever lost someone? as in death?? or just splitting up? Yes for both questions. I've lost a good friend, he died after a car crash.
* 2. have you ever been depressed? Yes, for a quite long time. It happened 4 yrs ago
* 1. have you ever been drunk and threw
up? Uhh! Yes, more than twice.

* SIX things you did in the past three days:
* 1. Went to school: I've finished school more than 7 yrs ago
* 2. Went to work: Yes, I'm at work now
* 3. Kissed someone: "normal" kisses yes, tongue kisses, no.
* 4. Watched a movie: Yes, I work in a video rental shop. My last movie was Children of Men
* 5. Got drunk: Not yet
* 6. Slept: Yeah, I love to sleep, it's always not enough!

* list TWO things you want to do before you die
* 1. Build a new house
* 2. I'd love to visit North Pole

* In the past month did you...
* Make one new friend: Yep! A good one!
* Laughed until you cried: Yes, with some sex positions' names and other stuff
* Went behind your parents back: They're behind my back (jk)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
* 1. Bush? No comment
* 2. Gay Marriage? I love to see a happy gay couple married! Love is something so hard to find, and I'm glad to see if somebody has found it!
* 3. Lowering the drinking age? It's not useful IMHO, young people will drink without caring about lowering the drinking age.
* 4. Straight, Gay, Bi? For the moment I'm straight, but who knows?
* 5. Who are the best hugger(s)? My friend Jo
* 6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes, there's a strong phisical reaction when you're attracted by someone you see for the first time. I don't know
if that reaction can be called love.
* 7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Yes, but I can't.
* 8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? Now I have a red shirt from UCB
* 9. What were you doing last night? I've watched a silly program and laughed with my mom.
* 10. Name something you CANNOT wait to do? Travel around the world and meet my friends from abroad.
* 11. Last time you saw your father? 6 months ago, the last time he came to Italy.
* 13. Which hand do you like better? Right
* 14. What are you listening to right now? Artful Dodger
* 15. Have you ever been in love? Maybe one time. I can't understand how love means.
* 16. Have you ever donated money to a good cause? Absolutely. I love to do it.
* 17. Have you ever talked about someone behind their
back? I prefer to keep silent, in a way or another, backstabbers are caught in the act
* 18. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from
anyone? Some t-shirts from my mom.
* 19. Who's getting on your nerves right now? A customer, I hate him.
* 20. Most visited web page? google
* 21. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, but I prefer 7up
* 22. Do you have a crush? Not now.
* 23. Do you like food? Yes! I can't live without food.
* 24. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the
world? Really too much.
* 25. Do you think there's some models/people out there
that should gain a couple pounds? They have to, absolutely.
* 26. Do you enjoy your friendship with your
friends? Yes, I'm introverted but when I'm with my friends, I can suddenly change.
* 27. Are you still friends w/ your ex? Just with few of them.
* 28. Would you date an ex again? It happened to date again an ex, but it didn't work. At this moment, I'll never date an ex again.
* 29. Single or Taken? Single
* 30. Happy about it? Sure. I actually don't have the mood to start a steady relationship.

Another weekend's over

First of all, Saturday finally my money arrived! I was sure to spend another weekend without my salary and the surprise suddenly arrived at 6 pm! My boss and his sister in law came to check some stuff at the store and they gave me an envelope "full of happiness".

Saturday night I was so tired that I didn't have the mood to go out, I've spent the whole night watching some tv shows, making some calls and taking care of myself. I love to stay in the bathroom. The kitchen is my favorite place to stay in at home, bathroom comes next. I love parfumed creams, I have plenty of them. Chocolate, Vanilla and Patchouli are the sweetest creams I have and it seems like others like them too, guys as well!

My legs are the part of the body I particularly have to take care. I don't like them at all! I've praticed athletics for a quite long time when I was a teenager, I loved to run and have some good time with my bike. The result is that they aren't slim as I like. Every night, before going to bed I try to make some massages with a scrubbing cream called Extreme Body Makeover. It's quite good, but I still hate my legs. Brit and Tricia know that I call my legs "Jambonettes".

The other problem concerning my legs is that when I stopped making sports, I've gained some weight, I ate all of these fucking good things that make you fat. More I ate and more I was feeling happy. I've started to have a serious liver disease, so my doctor decided that I've had to start a diet. It was so hard, the only satisfaction in my life at that moment was food..

In three months I've lost 15 kgs and my life suddenly changed. I was feeling better, the hate for myself decreased but something remained awfully visible, my legs.

I only live with my mom, and she's the one who has to listen to my complaints. She's pretty sick of that! I'm mentally sick about my legs and yes, she's absolutely right!

Girly stuff my friends say..

Now I'm not on diet, I eat a little of everything, I drink enough water to depure myself lol and my legs are vibrating like two puddings!

Money, money, money

I'm angry as fuck! I'm so angry that I'm gonna kick the first customer's ass I see. It's 2 and a half weeks that I'm asking to myself the same question: "Where the fuck is my salary"? I'm expecting the ammount of 460 USD and I don't know why my boss hasn't payed me! Everytime he says: "I remember that I have to give you the money for the last two weeks, tomorrow you'll find them on the counter".

OMFG why today there wasn't ANYTHING on the counter except the new dvds? I need this job, I don't like to depend on others, especially my father, I have something to take care of and I need that fucking money! Nowadays here is so hard to find a job, I'm 27 by now and I'm out of "apprenticeship"! My level of anger is so high that I can't stay in one steady position for more than one minute. I'm always walking around the store and smoking.

I've always have to wait for others, it's the second time that someone delays to pay me. Even in the previous job.

I'm a very punctual person, every day from Monday to Saturday my opening and closing hours are the same as written on the door. Am I stupid to behave good when the boss doesn't have the same behaviour with me? Maybe yes, YES I AM!

In two hours I'll be back home, a cold shower and my mom's dinner will help me to stay quiet.

Love ya girls!

Tony Danza

I'm still laughing my fucking ass off, really I can't stop and I'm in a place where I CAN'T LAUGH!

I'm laughing silently and tears are rolling down (wtf I hate laughing tears!)


Last evening, I went out with some friends, some of them are working in the Usaf Air Base just few miles from where I live. Everytime we meet, they try to teach me the slang they use and other dirrrrrty words.

The lesson number 10 was about Tony Danza, they were laughing so loudly and I stood there like a fucking jerk! I didn't understand a fucking word!

After a couple of drinks they told me to check the Urbandictionary and search for Tony Danza. In the meanwhile a guy told me to call him after checking the dictionary because he wanted to hear how loud I was laughing my fucking ass off!


Tony Danza

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.

I called him in the middle of the night, and we weren't able to speak, we laughed like two stupid fucks!